Thu 11 Sep 2008
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Category |
Rest ofIndia |
Bangalore |
| Foot path | For pedestrians | For two-wheelers |
| Autos | Run on Petrol/CNG |
Run on Kerosene /LPG |
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Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel |
Petrol Pumps |
Petrol Bunks (or Banks) |
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How do cops stop your vehicle |
Wave hand |
Stand in front of the moving vehicle |
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Bribe paid to police if caught without documents |
100 Fixed rate |
100 normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy. |
| Worst Enemy |
Pakistan |
TamilNadu |
| Most Hated person |
Pervez Musharraf |
Deve Gowda |
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Reasons for rioting |
Religion/ sacking of cricket player |
Water |
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Favourite pastime of residents |
Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?. |
Counting potholes |
| Front Page news |
How their undercover reporters exposed MP’s.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn’t have the exclusive). |
Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/ monsoon fashion tips. |
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What News Paper editorials talk about |
Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?. |
How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry. |
| English Spoken | With regional accent |
With California / New York accent. |
| Languages Spoken | Hindi/English/ Regional |
Every language on the planet. |
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Reasons for traffic Jams |
Cows on the road |
Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys/ Infosys buses |
| Land grabbers | Mafia/Politicians | Software Firms |
| Historical Sites |
Statues/ Buildings/ Temples |
Half constructed Flyovers. |
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Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments |
Corrupt/ Lazy etc |
Don’t have websites, Emails bounce |